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Giggle With the Classics – Chicken Jokes!

Whether you’re wondering which came first or why roads were crossed, chicken jokes are the classic bird-themed one-liners, wisecracks, and witticisms. While some of these may be old favorites, which ones bring you the biggest smile? Get together with your flock of friends and share some of these chicken jokes, puns, and memes today!

Chicken Friends - Photo by Marilyn Peddle
Chicken Friends – Photo by Marilyn Peddle

Q: Who is a chicken’s favorite composer?
A: Bach!

Q: How does the rooster make sure he’s on time to crow every morning?
A: He sets his alarm cluck!

Q: Why are chickens always on the bench during a game?
A: They’re always fowling out!

Q: Why are chickens the worst dates?
A: Because they’re so cheep!

Q: What is a chicken’s favorite book?
A: Great Eggs-pectations!

Q: Did you hear about the chicken farmer who mysteriously died?
A: The police suspect fowl play.

Q: Where do hens stay on vacation?
A: At a chick inn.

Q: What do pessimistic roosters say?
A: Cock-a-doodle-don’t!

Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants.

Q: Why did the chickens try to escape?
A: They felt cooped up!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens didn’t exist yet.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: He wanted to stretch his legs!

Q: Which US State do chickens avoid?
A: Kentucky. (Think about that one for a minute…)

Q: How do you get a chicken to read your blog?
A: Cluckbait.

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: How do you know if an egg joke is good?
A: If it cracks you up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon?
A: To see which came first!

A duck is standing next to a busy road while he waits for a break in traffic.
A chicken walks up to him and says, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it.”

Q: What movies do hens like the most?
A: Chick flicks!

Q: What do you think of these jokes?
A: They aren’t all they’re cracked up to be!

Do you know more egg-cellent chicken jokes? Share them in the comments!

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