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Hummingbird Jokes

Hummingbirds always make us smile, but what about laugh? You’ll giggle, guffaw, chortle, snicker, titter, chuckle, and maybe even snort at our hummingbird jokes!

Laugh Along With the Fiery-Throated Hummingbird - Photo by ryanacandee
Laugh Along With the Fiery-Throated Hummingbird – Photo by ryanacandee

Laugh Like a Hummingbird

Q: Why does a hummingbird hum?
A: Because it doesn’t know the words!

Q: What do vampire hummingbirds eat?
A: Your blood sugar!

Q: What do you get when you cross a hummingbird and a doorbell?
A: A hum-dinger.

Q: What does a predator call a hummingbird?
A: Fast food!

Q: What’s a vampire hummingbird’s favorite drink?
A: Necktar.

Q: What do you get when you cross a hummingbird and a cow?
A: Hum-burger!

Do you know more hummingbird hilarity? Share your jokes in the comments!

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