The Wednesday Smile is intended to help you get through the work week, but with Thanksgiving, this work week can significantly shorter than most (though a lot of people still have plenty of work to do, this birder included!). Still, these turkey-themed jokes can give you something to smile about and help make work or a tense family dinner situation a little bit lighter – so gobble them up! Happy Thanksgiving!
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey – he’s already stuffed!
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble, gobble it up!
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A: He was stuffed.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Q: Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?