Woodpeckers can be fun to watch, and even more than making you smile, these woodpecker jokes, puns, and memes can make you laugh! If you know more funny phrases and jokes about woodpeckers, please share in the comments and we’ll all have a bigger flock of fun to enjoy!

Q: Did you hear the joke between the woodpecker and the owl?
A: Knock, knock! Whooo’s there?

I just heard a woodpecker call me paranoid… in Morse Code.

Q: Have you seen the new theater show, “The Woodpecker and the Metal Pole”?
A: It’s impeccable!

Q: Why did the woodpecker get promoted?
A: He nailed his interview.

Q: How does a woodpecker show affection?
A: With a peck on the cheek!

Q: What is a woodpecker’s favorite hobby?
A: Woodworking.

Q: Why are woodpeckers so polite?
A: They always knock first!

Q: Why did the woodpecker become a famous drummer?
A: He always had the perfect beat!

Q: Why can’t woodpeckers type well?
A: They only peck at the keyboard!

Q: What is a woodpecker’s favorite type of joke?
A: Knock-knock jokes!