Pigeons are the butt of many jokes, one-liners, and memes, but every one can make us smile! Which of these pigeon jokes will bring you the biggest smile? If you know more pigeon jokes, share them in the comments to help us make a bigger flock of laughs!
Q: Why don’t pigeons echo?
A: A coo sticks.
Q: How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon?
A: They’re the once always calling “Coup! Coup!”
Q: What is a pigeon’s favorite brand of soap?
A: Dove.
Q: Did you hear about the man who became a millionaire with one homing pigeon?
A: He sold it for a dollar and it came home a million times.
Q: Why can’t you ever lose a homing pigeon?
A: If it doesn’t come back, it was only a regular pigeon to begin with.
Q: How does a pigeon lose at playing hide-and-seek?
A: It becomes a spotted dove.
Q: What type of poetry do pigeons write?
A: Hai-coo.
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
A: Voice mail!
Q: Why don’t pigeons use cell phones?
A: They prefer coo-munication!
Q: Why are pigeons great at diplomacy?
A: They always want to coo-operate!
Q: What is a pigeon’s favorite dessert?
A: Coo-kies!
Q: Why did the pigeon sit on the roof?
A: It was a high flyer.
Q: Why shouldn’t you kiss pigeons?
A: You might get coo-ties.
Pigeons are just like doves, except no one invites them to weddings.
Hahaha! there are some groaners there! Thanks for the smile.
my son loves these, coo-dos to you guys!