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Tropical Giggles With Flamingo Jokes!

Are you dreaming of a tropical getaway? Flamingos are made for fun – just look at that color and those eyebrow-raising legs – and these flamingo jokes, puns, and memes can help you smile your way to any destination, whether work or away!

American Flamingos
American Flamingos – Photo by Ky0n Cheng

Q: What did the flamingo say when he was ready to date?
A: I’m single and ready to flamingle!

Q: What did the mother flamingo do when her chick misbehaved?
A: She put her foot down!

Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A: If it lifted up both legs it would fall over!

Accepting a Goose as a Flamingo

Q: What do you get if you kiss a flamingo?
A: A peck on the cheek!

Q: What soccer position do our favorite pink birds play?
A: Flamingoalie.

Forgot How to Flamingo

Q: Why did the turkey wear stilts?
A: No one cooks flamingos for Thanksgiving!

Q: What’s the opposite of a flamingo?
A: A flamin-stop.

Flamingo Rex

Q: How did the flamingo win the hockey game?
A: He scored a flamingoal!

Q: What do you call a flamingo from Pennsylvania?
A: A Philly-mingo!

Q: What is a flamingo’s secret language?
A: Fla-lingo.

Guy Fieri Flamingo

Q: What do you call a sick flamingo?
A: A phlemingo.

Q: What do you call a flamingo at the north pole?
A: Lost!

Flamingo Invasion

Don’t forget to smile today, because, well, flamingos!

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