Penguins are naturally comical with their waddling gaits and chubby physiques, but they’re even more hilarious as comedians! Give these jokes, puns, and memes a giggle for some extra penguin fun.
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A: The snow ball!
Q: Where does a penguin keep its money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
A: They were trying to break the ice.
Q: What do you call 50 penguins at the North Pole?
A: Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere.
Q: Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
A: He got cold feet!
Q: What do you call a cold penguin?
A: A brrrr-d.
Q: How do a group of penguins make a decision?
A: They flipper coin!
Q: Why was the penguin’s bail reduced?
A: He wasn’t a flight risk.
Q: What do penguins like best to eat?
A: Brrrrrrritos!
Q: What salad does a penguin like?
A: Iceberg lettuce.
Q: What do you call a happy penguin?
A: A pen-grin!
Q: What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: Who is a penguin’s favorite relative?
A: Aunt Arctica!
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!
Q: What do you call a fat penguin?
A: An ice-breaker!
Q: Where do penguins go to the movies?
A: The dive-in!
Q: What kind of bird is the best writer?
A: A PEN-guin.
Do you know more penguin punchlines? Share your penguin jokes in the comments!
