While turkey is on many people’s minds in the days before it is on their dinner table in late November, turkey jokes can bring everyone smiles year-round! On Thanksgiving in particular, these jokes, puns, and memes can help make a tense family dinner situation (and we’ve all had THAT holiday dinner drama) a little bit lighter – so gobble them up! Happy Thanksgiving!

Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What is the most popular dance for Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey – he’s already stuffed!

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble, gobble it up!

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.

Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A: He was stuffed.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Q: What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
A: A goblet.

Q: What would you get if you had turkey on Halloween instead of Thanksgiving?
A: A poultry-geist!

Q: Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What’s the key to a delicious Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY!

Q: What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving?
A: Vegetarians!

Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky!

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving!