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Wednesday Smile – Turkey Jokes to Be Thankful For!

The Wednesday Smile is intended to help you get through the work week, but with Thanksgiving, this work week can significantly shorter than most (though a lot of people still have plenty of work to do, this birder included!). Still, these turkey-themed jokes can give you something to smile about and help make work or a tense family dinner situation a little bit lighter – so gobble them up! Happy Thanksgiving!

Wild Turkey Gobbling

Wild Turkey Gobbling – Photo by Jerry Kirkhart

Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey – he’s already stuffed!

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble, gobble it up!

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.

Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A: He was stuffed.

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Q: Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
A: Lucky!

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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